Hey There Bloggers. From the heart of Space City, welcome the fashionable sexy confessions of Chloe Monroe. Who is Chloe Monroe, you may ask? She's just your average soon-to-be college grad who just happens to have a fab job being a personal consultant to the poor unfortunate souls of Houston who sadly do not have a proper relationship with the world of fashion. And in order to be the most Stellar Star of Space City, one CANNOT go around looking like the next picture for US WEEKLY's "What Were They Thinking?" page. That would just be beyond tragic. So this is where I come in. Chloe Monroe. What? Did you think this was some goober writing a fictional story that they hope may possibly one day be picked up by some major publishing company like Random House? PUH-LEEZE! Wake up, darlings. I am more real than Pamela Anderson's tits. And for those of you who are already getting a case of the giggles over my wordage, boos, this is just the beginning. So make sure you check me out as much as you do your crush's facebook (don't lie, you know it's true) to see what crazy things have already happened and what awaits Chloe Monroe in the future. See you soon. Ciao Bella.
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