It happened last month at an after after
hours bar called The Barn. (I know, name does not exactly sound classy. And
guess what? It's Not! lol)
I was being the DD, and Liz was drunk and ran into a
gorgeous 5'11 guy with dark hair and blue eyes(my absolute fave hair/eye combo
fyi) and he was drunk as a skunk. Well, drunk skunk introduces himself as Devon
from Mass. who has relocated to Houston (yay!) And then he tries to get Liz to
dance with him to a slow country song (boo). But thank God that drunk Liz
didn't know how to dance to a slow song because Liz says, "How am I
suppose to dance to this?:" Which opens a slot for me to say, "Like
this!" and grab Devon's hand and slow dance with him.
Now, just to let everyone know I am a complete re-re around
cuties of the opposite sex. I do not understand any signs of flirting or body
language or anything. This is probably thanks to my naive virgin status but I
am what I am (sigh). So it is still a complete shock to me and most definitely
my sisters that I would take the initiative, especially being sober! Then
"Birthday Sex" starts playing and slow dancing changes to grinding
with heavy making out. I know, I know, "Chloe! What were you
thinking?!" That's just it. I wasn't! And it was crazy and exciting and I
loved it! :-)
Which the dance floor wasn't the only place that I made out with Drunk Devon....I took him to Liz's car out in the parking lot!(Scandalous, I know!) Let's just say, we totally fogged those windows up! Unfortunately, I pulled a Cinderella and ran away without
exchanging digits with my mysterious man. (sigh)
And THAT, my dear bloggers is how Chloe Monroe met Devon Stone.
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